Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Halloween

Darcy Speaking:

My older sister Kelly did a funny blog post about Halloween (here) and my other sister Marissa called me up wanting me to post pictures of my Halloween costumes!

First of all when I was little I never did anything spectacular for Halloween.. sad day really because Halloween is awesome and I wasted all those years being a witch, a princess, yada yada yada. Well one year I really smartened up and decided that I only get to dress up once a year and I am not getting any younger so I better make it worth it and better than everyone else's around me. Oh and I don't go out and buy costumes I use things I find around the house or borrow it from siblings. Good deal!

The first awesome costume was the Joker
(Oh and P.S. I love to make it a little girly!) 


Second up was Rod from Hot Rod



The Goblin King from the Labyrinth


Notice the makeup!! 
(The hair went better on my test run a couple weeks before, but it was good enough)


Last year I was Hannah Montana and my costume was fabulous but I had a horrible wig so it sort of ruined the effect... so you won't be seeing the costume... okay just the outfit though!!



But this year will be excellent!! I finally watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies this year for the first time all the way through so I am going to be Frodo!!

                                            

It will be excellent!! I will post pictures after Halloween.

I hope you enjoyed all the costumes!!

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Obsessed with One Direction

Darcy Speaking:

Long time no write!! I know right? Nothing new here... Oh wait there is! I am going on a mission for my church and I am going to the California San Bernardino Mission and I leave December 19! I was a little upset at first that it was only California but now I am super excited, scared, nervous, anxious, and the list goes on for hours.

So today's post will be about an obsession. I think I had a post once about how I love catchy songs. I don't care if the singing is 100% up to par just as long as the music is upbeat and catchy! I hate slow songs... drag and boring. So lately I have been listening to One Direction. First of all  I think the guys are funny and just cute. Yes cute. Like I want to pinch their cheeks cute!

Louis is my favorite. He is funny. He is the one on the very right. 

So I have been obsessed this last week with listening to them so I thought I would share some songs. Fun huh??






Yeah so there you have it. I am like a 12 year old.

Only I really am not 12. 

Friday, September 28, 2012

I know not what is happening

Darcy Speaking:

Briana and I are probably the most boring bloggers in the history of blogging. I mean I was all gung-ho about getting down to business and blogging every day and getting sponsors and taking fun pictures....

Hmmm... That hasn't really been working out. A: Because all we do is go to school, work, watch t.v., read and repeat. So pretty much that doesn't add up to an exciting blog. I read blogs and the people who have entertaining blogs do the following:

1. Have lots of money or are thrifty and shop. Therefore they can do blogs about their cute clothing choices.

2. Have an expensive camera so that every picture they take seems professional and it can be a picture of the dumbest things.

3. Are married and talk about married life and how much fun they have with being married.

4. Have kids. So now they can talk about how much fun it is to be a mom and do mommy things.

5. Have houses so they can talk about all the artsy and crafty things they do around their house to make it beautiful and livable. 

Point of the story... I don't have any of those things. So I guess it is a moot point for me to even take up cyberspace with my boring little blog about nothing... I mean I don't really have a boring life but I don't think it is spicy enough to amount to a blog post everyday. I think I am what society would call... average. Which is kind of ironic because my other blog is about overcoming mediocrity. Speaking of which that blog was actually funny. I think I might be going downhill...

Hmmm. Oxymoron??

Sunday, September 16, 2012

A Short and Pointless Post

Darcy Speaking:

So I haven't posted anything in the past couple weeks because I have been super busy... Or I like to think that I have been busy. It was my birthday this past week and I turned 22 years old! Wow. Crazy huh? Yesterday someone was shocked that I was 22 because they thought I was only 20... I know it is only a 2 year difference but still that is a whole 2 years! My mom said it was probably just because I act really immature, but let us pretend it is because I look like a baby.

I had to go to the dentist on my birthday. It wasn't too bad though. I had to get some cavities filled so for the first time in my life they gave me a shot to the mouth to numb me. I really have never had that before so it was so awful. What a horrible feeling.

Well I feel idiotic for posting this post... But in all actuality I really don't have anything else to add. Sad I know. That is the story of my life though.

Slow going. 

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Matisyahu!

Briana Speaking.
I have taken it upon myself to tell you what Darcy and I did last night. Maybe Darcy will also give you her perspective in  the matter but for now, you hear from me.
We saw Matisyahu!!! O my goodness, so good, and fun! I'll start from the beginning starting at just before we left the house...Actually at the beginning of the day because I want to.

I started my day by going to orientation at the colony (for those of you who don't know, the beautist colony is what I call cosmetology school). It seems I am the youngest in attendance, unless someone younger has started before me which is very possible. Any who, I signed a couple pages, got a tour of the place and proceeded to head home until about half way where I passed Darcy and Mom; I then parked the car and rode back from whence I came so that we may take Darcy to the dentist. After we ate we headed home. When we were home I started talking to mom about colony books I had gotten far into what I was saying when she said "sorry, I didn't hear any of that" I got mad because I had just had an entire conversation with myself. She insisted I repeat everything but I refused. She then went on saying that if I didn't repeat myself we were not to leave the house. I told her that she had no control over if we went or not, then I called shotgun which only made her more angry saying "I will not take back seat to you anymore!". I ignored her and proceeded to the front door. She ran in front of me straight to the car where she laid herself out on the hood of the car.So I informed her "by doing this you are only cheating yourself out of the front seat". She couldn't get off the hood quick enough to stop me from sitting shot gun. as i buckled myself up she said to darcy "Don't start the car, we'll sweat her out". I pulled my set of keys out of my purse and turned the A/C on. She gave up and voiced that unless I told her what I had said she wouldn't go so I told her and we went on our way to the city to see Matisyahu!
When we got to the outside of the venue I insisted that Darcy and I find a bathroom but we waited until we got inside; either way Darcy got upset that I had to "go" because she wanted to be as close to the stage as possible. We still got pretty close.
I couldn't even tell you what the opening band was. I don't think they ever said who they were. In my opinion they did all right but they weren't very good. Here's where it gets good. so the first to come out was the lead guitarist. He was good looking with his slicked back black hair and nice clothes and when they started playing and singing he proved to be a better singer than the lead singer. At one point he really got into the music (when I say at one point, I mean the middle of the first song), he started jumping and his guitar was flying with him. I laughed at this motion and jokingly said to Darcy that he was gonna hit himself with his guitar. Not a two minutes later Darcy turned to me and said "he's bleeding" that's right folks, my joke was truth. The lead guitarist was hit near his eye with his own guitar. The blood that had streamed down his face remained on his face for the rest of their set. Now, the crowd was rather calm until one song and they began a small mosh pit right next to Darcy (who was on my right). Darcy had warned me to run if one formed but this one was pretty small. It was the stupidest thing I had ever seen. They weren't even dancing. It was like a human rubber band thing but no rubber band (if that makes sense). They were just running into each other and pushing each other. I told Darcy to put her elbow out so that running into her would hurt them and not her. She didn't hold them off too well because she kept landing on me and that resulted in me stepping on and pushing the people behind me. So Darcy switched me places and I was not going to be pushed around by the shenanigans of these hoods. So I planted my feet :) and the elbows started flying. I was not gentle, if they were going to push me they got an elbow to the kidney (it was more just their back but kidney sounds better, maybe I did hit a couple kidneys...) and/or a rough push. I wouldn't be surprised if I gave a bruise or two.
That band left the stage and the mosh pit ceased to exist. a few guys from the pit ended up standing in front of us. But the one guy was completely leaning on me like he needed my support and his two friends seemed to be leaning on him. They were so sweaty! I was so disgusted, so I yelled at them as I pushed them off of me "Nasty sweaty men, Get off of me!!" the three of them got off of me and turned to look at me with their blank stares so I widened my eyes at them as if to say "What are you staring at?" so they said "sorry" and I replied "I bet." they turned back toward the stage as the one said "everyone sweats". People...
The Dirty Heads. The lead singer seamed ill groomed and I automatically took distaste to them because the lead singer was wearing a tank top and a Beanie. It didn't make sense. But I would not hold that against them until I heard the music. They were ok but not enough to temp me. The crowd loved them and were happy to dance and sing along. I was so bored and getting tired  and I couldn't imagine myself being able to get excited for what I came for: Matisyahu; until I saw movement from the side of the stage/backstage. An elevator door opened and I saw a couple people walk out. Darcy and I looked at each other because we had just seen Matisyahu. I got happier than I thought I was capable and I just wanted the Dirty Heads to get off the stage until Matis came out and started singing with them. Just hearing his voice brought my spirits up and I started dancing. What made me even happier, it's like he knew I was coming, He didn't wear an LA hat and was sporting a lumber jack shirt!
I will now ask Darcy to write about her almost beating a couple of drunk older people up. I really thought she would pull some hair or throw a punch.
she said no. so i will tell it because i was there.
So the Dirty Heads were done and the stage was being readied for Matisyahu when suddenly a couple people started pushing through the crowd making everyone around them angry. they even moved past us thinking they were entitled a place closer than we were. I was upset because they made an already tight quarters even tighter. OK this couple was like in their late forties. Besides them the oldest people were like 26. So the lady was discussing with this guy how to get closer to the front and I was like "Go to the back! Just get out of here!" But he thought it would be funny to pretend to be deaf. It wasn't funny. Darcy then chimed in (her really being deaf, wasn't going to tolerate it) "How old are you?!" when he heard this he decided he'd move on from being deaf to being foreign. "It's not funny!" he then dropped the act so he could tell everyone we were mean. Darcy continued to shout as I pushed her away trying to calm her down. I turned to the people behind us and asked if they wanted to switch us spots. They seemed confused that we would want to be farther from the stage so I rephrased it "please switch us places" he replied "you don't want to be by the pushing?" I said yes and we switched.
Matisyahu's music started to play and the crowd went crazy with excitement. Hearing Matisyahu sing made all the madness almost worth it (almost? if you'd have been there you'd understand what I mean). We danced and sang along with the music, even though Darcy had a hard time deciphering what songs he was singing, what with the slight tweak in the songs, I knew what he was singing and I loved every second of it! He too danced around. The drummer, working hard, was soaked with sweat within the first two songs. I just cannot express how great it was to hear him sing! The crowd was disgusting but he was marvelous. What else can I say about it?

Mom picked us up and we headed to IN-N-OUT Burger. We made sure to get water because we were so thirsty. So much so in fact that we didn't even realize we were hungry until our thirst was quenched. All in all if was a good day.

Tomorrow is Darcy's Birthday...Just sayin...

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Tired and Tired of Mice.

Briana Speaking:
For those of you who don't know, I like to sleep. Not only do I like to sleep, I need my sleep. If I miss out on sleep (usually caused by waking up early) I am tired for days. I'm insane when I'm tired (more so than usual). I laugh at things that aren't funny, I cry at things that aren't sad, and I get angry about things that shouldn't make anyone angry. Why do I bring this up you may ask. I'll tell you. I'm tired. I had to be into work at 7am which meant I had to leave at 6:15am which meant I had to wake up at at least 5:30am. It was awful! I feel so bad for people who have to wake up at that time or earlier every day. No one should be out at that time! The answer to this problem would usually just be: go to bed earlier. But something has been happening in our house lately that has made that hard.
A couple days ago Darcy was in the kitchen peeling a peach and she saw a mouse. The rest of the day Darcy refused to go into the kitchen (which caused problems for me since she usually does the cooking) and if she had to go anywhere in the house she would march/stomp there. It was very annoying and it happily ended that night when we were watching TV and heard a loud snap. we turned our heads toward the kitchen and Darcy said "The trap!" it would've been funny had we not been so worried about getting mom and Ryan into the kitchen to take it out. Thankfully Ryan had not yet fallen asleep and was able to save us, or so we thought. Ryan only placed the mouse in the garbage and mom insisted she take it out to the trash because she wanted to do something first. That "something" came at our expense. Mom's idea was to chase us with the mouse bag. Darcy and I ran into Mom's room where I jumped across the bed and Darcy stood on the chair where I heard her say "My head!" Darcy apparently forgot that she was tall and there was a ceiling fan above that chair. She says the fan only grazed her head but I know the truth. We thought that was the end of our little mouse trouble.
We were wrong. It's been war! I got out of the shower and one was in the bathroom. We caught one in the Kitchen. The end right? Not the end. I was holding my niece and saw a mouse run into my moms room. I thought that was a safe room!! Last night I went to get ready for a bed and saw another one! Is no where safe! Then I thought about it, no where is! See here's what I realized: the bathroom, my mom's room, and the kitchen are all just destinations for the little varmint, where are they coming from?! all the places in between? I don't know what to do... Why am I losing sleep over this you may ask? WHY WOULDN'T I BE? THERE ARE MICE IN MY HOUSE?! But here is the reason: I can't get ready for bed without a mouse running by forcing me to find higher ground. Second Reason: my bed is up against the wall shared by the bathroom; there is a mouse inside that wall that enjoys scratching the wall, making me cringe, making it hard to sleep without my headphones blasting and even then it's uncomfortable. It also wakes me up in the morning. So put those late nights with those early mornings and I become tired making it possible for me to cry on demand and genuinely be entertained by a bad joke and suddenly get road rage which I never have which I don't generally get. I just am tired of being tired and tired of mice. So we've declared war against the mice and I think and hope it is working.

Well I believe that's all. Have a nice mice free day. I'll pray for the same for me.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Music

Briana Speaking: I was reading this girl's blog and she had some list, I think it was the 30 day challenge or something. I don't think I'll do that but it did give me some Ideas for a post. I'm not sure if it gave me entertaining post ideas but post ideas none-the-less. One that stuck out to me was first 10 songs on your iPod on shuffle. Here we go:

1-Like a prayer by Modonna. I can't even remember the last time I listened to this song but it reminds me of the movie Never Been Kissed when Billy throws eggs at her.

2-We Thank Thee, O God, For A Prophet by After Glow. I remember my mom always listening to this CD on Sundays while she got ready. Now I listen to this CD when I get ready for church. Not all the time but ya know...

3-Wish On The Moon by Chuck Ragan. I've recently come to love this CD thanks to my older brother (almost all my music comes from him). Its a good one! I highly recommend it.

4-I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany. I just love this song. Good 80's stuff!

5-The Go Getter by The Black Keys. I disliked The Black Keys when I first heard them (I don't know why!) but after a very long trip to Arizona, in which The Black Keys is what played the majority of the trip, I loved them!

6-Wanted (Just Aint the Same) by Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley. I Love this song. the Very first words or sounds he makes in this song remind me of my nephew.

7-Moving Away by Ken Boothe.  I don't know what to say about this song. It's pretty awesome and I love it!

8-Hold On by Tim Armstrong. I just love it!

9-Don't Slip & Fall by TROJANS. I just love it!

10-Political Fiction by Half Pint. It's been a while since I've listened to these guys but I love this song

I just clicked to see what the next 10 songs were and they were even better than the first 10 I've shown above. I got to tell you, I listen to some delightful music! Lately I have been listening to Matisyahu's latest CD Spark Seeker. All of his songs are so pretty and catchy! Darcy and I get to go to his concert just a couple days before Darcy's Birthday! We are so excited!! I've only been to one concert in my life: Enrique. I was pretty young but we were on the 8th row. The last show Darcy went to was the Aggrolites. I wasn't able to go because it was at a bar and I'm not yet 21. 
The following Video is from the CD spark seeker. This is Matisyahu. Sunshine!

Listening to Matisyahu makes me happy! His songs are just amazing. I don't understand how people can listen to radio music or just crappy music when there is such good music out there! when this kind of music is out there! I have a Challenge for you dear reader. I want you to listen to the entire spark seeker CD. This guy sings some pretty fantastic songs and from what I see on his facebook he's a pretty great guy too! I dare you not to be happy whilst listening to these songs.

For more of the music I listen to, go to my personal Blog @ http://barryana.blogspot.com/
I wrote a whole post about music and what's on my iPod. Of course I've gotten more music since then but go read it. the post is titled: Lumber Jacks, Music and School...Mostly Music.

Hope You've enjoyed this post have an extraordinary day!

Monday, August 27, 2012

I hate the smell of Coffee.

Briana here!
It's been a while since I've written. I can't even remember the last time I wrote and what I wrote about. I guess I could easily go back and read my last post but I don't want to. So sorry if I repeat myself. A lot has happened in the last little while. Darcy and I moved out only to move back home a week later due to (this is all my opinion) a crazy roommate that I was not about to live with for a year. I think living at home and  commuting will be cheaper anyway. I haven't told anyone I know that I moved out let alone moved back in. I think people may have figured out I moved back in but I don't talk to anyone so... Anyway, I was also able to get a temporary job where Darcy works and it's been great then the other day I got a call saying that my job is no longer temporary but permanent. Then not even an hour later I get another call for a job interview at a different establishment. I wanted to cry because with me starting school I wouldn't be able to have two jobs. So I went to the job interview today. Since the store isn't open yet they held the interview at a Starbucks. The smell of coffee...The smell of coffee is one of the worst smells ever. My mother thinks that I could be alergic to it. I'm a member of the LDS/Mormon religion so I don't drink coffee so it works out unless you're asked to come interview in a Starbucks. I didn't do as well as I normally could because I had the worst headache (I NEVER get headaches) so I was trying not to dry heave during the interview and ended up not being bubbly and loud like the sorority girl and the other girl. they gave long elaborate answers and I was kinda quiet and woozy. But I think I did well enough. The interviewers were nice and I'm having an even harder time deciding where I should work. I'm leaning more toward the job I have just because it's sure. Who's to say I'll even get the job I interviewed for today...I still smell like coffee... I need to do what my brother suggested: get skinny, get married and have my husband take care of me. That would be the life. ha ha until next time! have a nice day!

Friday, August 24, 2012

Good Day

Darcy Speaking;

A good day is defined as me not going to work, me not worrying about my cell phone (like I worry about it anyways, when you don't have friends or a boyfriend it is just a brick that I carry around), not worrying about anything really. That is what a good day is and I don't have very many (well I do but this was a really good day.)

I went to Bear Lake yesterday and the Golden Spike Rodeo. We woke up after getting to sleep in, well actually I didn't sleep in really. I woke up at 3:30 not feeling well so I took some excedrin and while I finally felt better I was wide awake and laid in my bed till about 5:45. I then bought my Matisyahu tickets for September 10!!!!! I am so so so excited! I love him so much! I mean just listen to his awesome music! I don't usually listen to all of an artists music because I don't usually like all of their songs. If you look at my ipod I usually only have like one or two songs for every artist on their. I only have like five different bands/artists that I listen to all of their music, they are: Matisyahu, Josh Groban, Enya, Backstreet boys and I am pretty sure I lied and it is only 4.

So anyways after buying tickets and sitting on the internet for like an hour I finally felt tired enough to sleep so I did. So then we packed up the car, made sandwiches and headed for the mountains for the lake. The drive up was somewhat pretty. I remembered it being prettier. It is funny because on the way back it was gorgeous. It must have had something to do with the sun and clouds. But the lake itself was super beautiful. I have always loved Bear Lake because it is super blue! I don't think that I can even describe how pretty it looked! We finally found a little bit of beach and Briana and I blew up our floaties and headed for the water. It was so cold! Luckily when I finally got out deep enough I laid on my floatie and still had the water on me but the sun was warming me up.

We love to push ourselves out super far then just sit for awhile before heading back in and then just do it again. I got sunburned too! I loved it! We even sat on the beach and had our picnic while the sun warmed my skin. A seagull was being a creep though and just watched us the whole time like a dog. At one point he even started doing his gull cry to get other gulls to join him. Boy was he surprised and silenced when I came back and did my gull cry. Needless to say no other gulls joined him. After swimming for little bit longer we decided to head back home. The drive was super pretty and everything was green and gorgeous.

Once we got home we had just enough time to get dressed and fix our hair so we could head on over to the rodeo. I love rodeos! They are so much fun. The only part that I dislike is the steer wrestling and the barrel racing. I absolutely love the bareback, bronco riding and bull riding. So much fun. It looks like it kills the cowboys neck though. Yikes, talk about injuries for the rest of your life. I was so tired by towards the end though because of my lack of sleep. Once home I parked myself on the couch for a couple hours of Smallville watching.

That is what a good good day is. Not having to worry about anything and doing fun things!

A good review

Darcy Speaking:

Gosh I love a good book! What I hate about reading a good book is when the book has a sequel or even a third book and I either have to wait for them to be written or wait for them in a huge line at the library! I don't like to buy books unless I have read them and stewed over them a few times. And I don't want to buy this series yet until I have read the ending to the third book... which isn't written yet.

What books am I talking about? Divergent. Insurgent. And whatever the third book will be called. I know I am probably behind on even talking about this book since the first one came out in 2010 but I like to not read books until the whole series is out because I hate having to wait! I already did that with the Elixir series and now I won't get to read the third book until March or May of next year. So you can see how it is a dilemma. But I have been needing to read a book and this one looked promising because of its cover.



I am here to report that yes books usually with a dumb cover will be a dumb book. I know that is not always true because I mean look at Twilight (which I am still missing my first book and want to cry over it... just kidding I have never read that series in my life.....) Anyways!

So Divergent. It takes place in the future and yes it is a dystopian novel. I don't know if you like those or not. I like them. I read Hunger games and it was a very good book, the first one was anyways, but that is another discussion all on its own. So this book instead of having districts they have factions. They live in the city of Chicago but are divided up into five factions. Dauntless, Candor, Amity, Abnegation and Erudite. The story kind of reminds me of an amish community for a split second just because when they turn sixteen they can either stay or leave. The same is true in the book. They can stay in the faction they grew up in or they can go to a different faction. The story is about Beatrice Prior and her decisions, friends and journey. I don't want to give too much away.

I finished it a couple days ago and am now still thinking about! I love when a book can do that. I thought I hate the ending of this book but after mulling it over I have decided that it was good and had to be done. Now I am on an incredibly long waiting list for the second book and the third book won't be released till next year in November. Yuck o.

So now that I have gotten you all excited about it go out and read it. 

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Just a couple reasons

Darcy Speaking:

I have been reading all of my life. I can't even begin to tell you how many books I have read in my short existence. I will read anything interesting from romance to science fiction. One little problem though.I have a love hate relationship with books. I love books and reading more than anything on this green earth. If I had to pick one activity to do the rest of my born days that would be it. Reading. (Although I might be a little sad because movies come in very close second) I want to give you a couple reasons as to why this relationship is love and hate.

Reason #1.

Endings. I hate endings. I don't even know how to describe the feeling I have towards endings. The first reason I hate endings; When I go to open up my book to read after I have been reading awhile I hate when I have read more than what I have finished. I love when I have more to read then what I've read. Get it?
I also hate when I am reading a book and it is so good! Like I am seriously enjoying it but then it starts getting near the end and the ending is starting to suck. Like it is horrible. I want to throw the book across the room because it is so upsetting to me that the author put so much time and effort into the beginning and middle of the book but it starts to feel rushed and crappy and they start doing things to characters that feel sloppy to me.

I am not even kidding you about this ending thing. Sometimes I don't want to be disappointed so I won't finish the book. I enjoy the beginning and middle but refuse to finish it because it will possibly ruin my life.

Reason #2.

Characters. Characters have to be developed. I will give one very good example of an underdeveloped character. Bella Swan. Yes. The author didn't even describe her at all. I am telling the truth. Don't believe me? Go read it. I swear on my life it says something to the effect of: She was plain and looked like her mom. Wow?!!!!!!!!! I hate not knowing what a character looks like, and people can preach to me all they want saying that you are supposed to imagine yourself as the main  character. I will still do that anyways but I want to read the book with the image that the author has given me. I will never get over it.

Reason #3.

Here is a love side of books. I love when the author tells me what the characters are eating. I have no idea why. I can't even remember what book it was now but the author seriously went into serious details of the meal every time the character ate breakfast, lunch and dinner. It drives me insane when the author simply says "and they ate." Wow.

Reason #4.

Amateur writing. There is nothing I hate more than amateur writing. I hate opening a book and it is so little on the details and the story line is barely there. Why even bother. I mean I don't read fancy smancy novels (well I do sometimes) but I won't read something amateur (wait I will if it has a little bit of a good idea to it.)

Reason #5.

Opening chapters. If you want your book read by me you better have something that is going to suck me in. I dislike when people are recommending books and they say "It takes awhile to get into, but it is good." Um if a book is good it shouldn't take awhile to get into. A reader should be taken in by the first page.

Reason #6.

Smiling and laughing. I love nothing more than sitting in a crowd of people at work or school and start laughing or smiling at something I am reading. If it can make me smile just by the dialogue it is a good book.

Well I could go on for fifty years on my relationship with books. Maybe I will start discussing a book a week with the world wide web.

Would that bore you?


Saturday, August 11, 2012

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. -Benjamin Franklin

Darcy Speaking:

Okay so I am going to school right now and I am a creative writing major. Yes I know it sounds super dumb and incredible weird. I can tell you right now that I know that I won't get a job in writing. And yes people tell me that college isn't worth it. But I love writing classes. I have loved English classes since forever because, well, they are easy! That and they are fun.

Oh and did I happen to mention that I am good at them?

 I don't know what it is about writing an essay or a 10-15 page paper about anything that really comes to mind but I love struggling to get the words out onto the paper. I love struggling to tie my thoughts and ideas together. But most of all, and yes you will think I am insane, I love turning the paper in then receiving criticism. I am not joking. Sometimes I won't read the comments the professors and teachers have made for a couple days because I have to build up to reading it so that I can take it. When I read those comments whether good or bad I love taking them and proving to them that I can make the paper better, that I can exceed their expectations.

I have gotten papers back with a big fat C on them and turned around and turned it into a B or sometimes an A-. It is an amazing high. Nerdy right?? Right.

So since I am a "writer" (I don't know if I am allowed to call myself that...) one question that people always ask me, "Do you want to write books?" Well if everyone must know, yes, yes I do. In fact I am in the middle      (or really the beginning of it) of writing a book. I won't tell anyone what it is about because it is top secret stuff (well not really) but I still won't divulge much information about it. I will tell you that it is a non-fiction book.

The thing about writing a book is, that it is extremely difficult. Anyone who tells you other wise is a big fat liar. I mean I sometimes get excited about writing and I think "Oh man I will have this bad boy written up in a couple hours!" Thirty minutes have passed and you realize all your ideas fit on 3 pages. What a rip.

So yes it is a work in progress and I can definitely say that there is one element in my life that has to happen before I can even finish the book so I can't even put a time on when it will be done (well I am going to give myself a goal as to when the majority of it must be finished though!)

So there they are, all the dirty details of the inner workings of a nerdy person who chooses a life path of writing. 

Friday, August 10, 2012

The almost unsettling truth

Darcy Speaking:

WARNING: THIS POST MAY CAUSE SOME EMBARRASSMENT, FOR NOT ONLY THE WRITER BUT FOR THE READER TOWARDS THE WRITER. READER BE WARNED. (stupid blogs, I just know one day I will read this and think, what in the heck was I thinking??! Enjoy!)

There is only one disadvantage to growing up in the Mormon culture... Learning that if you aren't married between the ripe old ages of 18-20 then you might as well be an old maid. Well here I sit at the old haggard age of 21, and yes I am single.

It is also Friday night, and I didn't do anything but sit on my bed with my laptop open and my headphones in with a movie playing in front of my eyes. Yup, definitely an old woman.

So I now want to talk about my most favorite person in the world of sports, drum roll please....

COLE HAMELS!

That is right folks good old Cole. Now you might be wondering "Why in the heck did she go from talking about single people to Cole Hamels. Well my friends that is the question I will now answer.

Crushes.

Yes, that word might sound super immature but I have to say that it happens. Now ever since I became a baseball fan or a Hamels fan (because let us face it, sometimes it is the same thing) I have developed a crush on Mr. Hamels.

Now we must discern the differences between healthy and unhealthy crushes. Healthy crushes are when you like someone but it doesn't interfere with day to day activities and doesn't pain you to think about it or make you jealous. Unhealthy crushes on the other hand well the word unhealthy says it all. They cause you fits of jealous rage, cause you to forget about the things that need to be done and cause you to have an unhealthy amount of daydreams about the crush (maybe even making yourself out be a damsel in distress, yes unhealthy crushes tend to mess with the noggin.)

Cole Hamels falls under the "healthy" crush. Why? Well for starters he is married and has kids. Second he is not only an amazing pitcher but he also is very generous about his money. He has a charity foundation that helps underprivileged children. Talk about a big win when having a crush on someone. This is also a healthy crush because I know that nothing will ever come of this crush (not that it would matter either way because A. He is older than me, B. He is a famous MLB player and yeah that is all that occurs to me as to why we aren't together. I think it was a good thing that he was already married when this crush developed.

Colbert Michael "Cole" Hamels

Now let us move onto my "unhealthy" crush. Yes sad to say it, but it does exist. Even I am not strong enough to withstand the evils of it.

GORDON HAYWARD.

Yes I realize that both of my crushes stem from the world of sports. Now just because I say that weird things can come from unhealthy crushes (i.e. heavy doses of daydreams, jealous rage (in my defense it only happened for like 10 mins. tops!) and so on and so forth) doesn't mean that they will all appear. Let us just say that I hope Gordon Hayward marries soon for my sake and the sake of my sanity, yes my sanity is in danger. Remember that one time I met Gordon Hayward? Oh and when my sister gave him my phone number? Oh or when all my hopes and dreams were dashed when my cousin Patti said that lots of girls were after Hayward?? Yeah I feel a fit of jealous rage coming on...

But really, why anyone doesn't go into a jealous rage over that cute face is beyond me


Crushes can be a good thing, I will probably always have a healthy crush on Hamels (but for my future husbands sake I won't let him know when we are married) and one day I hope that I can have a healthy crush on Hayward (therefore cutting off all the nasty roots of what the fake relationship is now... boy it is bad!!)

Ha. Now that I am done with this post and this embarrassing reveal....

Who do you have a crush on?

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

The internet

I am writing this at the library. Why might you ask? Because I was in charge of getting the new internet/cable package for the apartment. Well needless to say they handed me a bunch of cords and papers and manuals and boxes and more cords and said well have fun trying to figure this all out!!

Thank you kindly. NOT.

Well I had to go to work before I got a chance to even take a look at anything. So the roommate started putting it together. Well that didn't quite work.

So once I got home I fumbled through the massive mess of a billion cords and struggled to place them in the right place. I was crossing my fingers the whole time. Luckily I got the cable working. I was proud of myself. Well the pride stopped as soon as I thought the internet was set up because well it wouldn't work. The modem said "online" and that the wifi was indeed working. But no matter how many times I tried to get on the internet it wouldn't work!!!

So after staying on hold with the tech support for fifty years I gave up. I went back to the comcast people and said I can't do it. They simply said call tech support and hope that they aren't busy. Well thanks a lot. Let us hope that the library doesn't become my new home because I learned that I seriously struggle without the internet, even if it was just for a day. It is funny though because sometimes I am okay without getting on the internet. I think the problem was that I knew I could get on the internet if I wanted to... but now I can't so I want to get on.

So that is the story for the day.

Briana says hello!

From your local library, Darcy!

Friday, August 3, 2012

Moving and Cleaning

Briana Speaking:
Dear readers, boy have I got news for you! Darcy and I are officially moved out! we woke up this morning and got ready for the day and finished packing up. We left Mother's house at about 10am. During our 30 minute drive to our new humble abode Darcy was like "did you get your tooth brush?" I did not. We'll be going to walmart anyway. Then Darcy was saying how crazy it was that we were moving out and she said "who knows when we'll go back over to see mom..." her face then changed to a questioning sort of look and she said "we didn't bring any of our church clothes or hanging clothes" so we will be going back to Mothers tomorrow.
So we got here (the apt.) and had to quickly unload all our things so we could make our beds before Darcy had to leave for work. By that time, the sun was beating down on us. What with the walking up and down the stairs and to the car we were sweaty. So when we were done we turned up the cold air and each stood under a vent. It was marvelous. I continued after that to put our toiletries and makeup into the linen closet while doing this Darcy was flat ironing her hair. While she was doing so, she leaned out the bathroom door so I could ask her where she wanted her things. She then proceeded to reach out, not paying attention to the flat iron in her other hand. Yeah, the flat iron rested gently upon my arm. Once the heat censors in my arm realized they were being burned I quickly pulled away and proceeded to scream like so "AHHHHHH YOU STUPID TURD!!" Ha ha ha she felt really bad. So the rest of the unpacking she was present for, if she told me to do something I'd tell her I simply couldn't because my arm was in too much pain. It was for a few but not enough to have me on bed rest.
Darcy soon left and I finished unpacking my things. I went out to the kitchen to fix myself some gourmet ramen noodles. It was delicious. But while I was fixing this I noticed my feet slightly sticking to the floor so I looked at the bottom of my socks and they looked filthy! I was disturbed by this so I looked for a mop. There was something that looked like a mop but it just confused me so I stepped away and got some wipes. Ugh, looking at the wipes;they did their job.The floor was as dirty as it had made my socks except in larger proportions. Don't worry though, I got it. Before that I cleaned the counters (counters come before floor for me) and they were pretty dirty also. No offense to the roommates. From what I've seen, they are very nice. They work a lot too. No big deal. I'm not cleaning the bathroom though. I'll leave that for Darcy or someone other than my self.
Anyway, so those are the adventures of the day...Wait one more. So the dog was sitting on the couch and I had the tv on while I ate (this happened after I ate) so I went to get the controller to turn the tele off and I didn't see the dog and I guess I startled him because he jumped and that scared me so I screamed and he didn't like that. He got over it.
All right, I hoped I've entertained you enough for the day. Good Bye.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

A Job. Sports. yup

Briana Speaking:
What to write what to write. I got a job, if that matters to any of you. I had orientation yesterday. It was boring. I just had to watch videos in the break room. Although I did meet some of my co-workers including....DARCY! That's correct dear readers, I am employed at the same place of employment as my older twin sister Darcy. Some of the co-workers would kind of look at me like they've seen me before or something then a different co-worker would as me what my name was so they wouldn't just call me "darcy's little sister" and that would then make the ones staring snap there fingers and say "I thought you looked familiar". Good stuff! So now, not only will Darcy and I be sharing a room in our apartment (in which we plan on moving into tonight) but will will be working together. I'm kinda excited.
Onto the next. So the Olympics is on. Here are my opinions on such. I will start from the beginning with the opening ceremonies. They were quite silly! I mean what was that all about?! what did it have to do with the Olympics? I'll tell you; it didn't. This is what they should have done: had the countries walk out, light the torch, announce the games, and then have them sing Hey Jude. Did anyone notice that it seemed no one knew the words to Hey jude? I mean come on! It's Hey Jude! The Beetles! Anyone ever watch Across the Universe? The cameras kept showing the athletes and it was embarrassing that they didn't know to sing "na na na na na na na na na na na na hey jude!" perhaps they didn't realize that one of the beetles was there singing. Who am I to judge. O yeah! I forgot, I also enjoyed Mr. Bean's part in all this. The Queens part was entertaining too I suppose.
(the above is Sir Paul and Mr. Bean's participation)
Now to the actual games. I think I watch the Olympics most in my family. I even watched the trials for gymnastics before the Olympics even started (I wish Nastia Liukin would've made it. sad.). Also, there are much cuter ways to pull your hair back. Why on earth is their hair so extremely slicked back?! I always wanted to do gymnastics but apparently it's for short people and my  mom knew I'd be tall. I'm taller than all the Olympian gymnasts. O well, this couch has served me well.

   
(this is the girls team. as if you didn't know) (this is the boys team. as if you didn't know)
(Nastia Liukin. I feel bad she didn't make it. she was so close! notice her hair is better than the completely slick back look.)
 SO since I didn't do gymnastics I wish I would have played volleyball. I like the traditional volleyball but I love beach volleyball! Misty and Kerri, they have to be my favorite to watch.
 Now to the next sport. I enjoy watching swimming. Phelps, of course, is my favorite (Congratulations on being the greatest). Everyone has been talking about Lochte, but I have to say, I don't really care for him. Sorry Buddy, you are no Michael Phelps.
 
Michael Phelps
He doesn't always look like this but this picture made me giggle.

Table Tennis. I've only  watched one match but my goodness, have you seen how fast they are?! It's not natural. Look it up. 

So that's it. I need to go fold some clothing. I probably have more to pack or take to the car. o yeah, So I got instagram on my ipod. I don't understand. well that's all. good day!

I forgot; the Phillies traded some of their players. It was quite sad! But so far I am liking the new guys. 

The above is Shane Victorino. He is now with the LA Dodgers. I 
will miss him being in that red uniform.


The above is Hunter pence. Look at that Giant uniform. Sad.
 
the above is Domonic Brown. He hasn't been with the Phils for a little bit but he's back!
 
this is Josh lindblom. he is now with the Phils
Nate Schierholtz. Now with the Phils
Kevin Frandsen. Now with Phils.

I'm missing some...any way...have a nice day.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Sunsets and Billowy Clouds




Darcy Speaking: 
Okay seriously I am the biggest sucker for sunsets and pretty clouds. Like I could show you countless pictures of a billion pictures of clouds. I carry my camera with me everywhere so whenever I see a beautiful sunset or a billowy fluffy cloud I whip out my camera and snap away (I really should stop because normally I am driving and I am pretty sure it isn't the safest thing!) But really below are some of the pictures I took within the last couple days and they are stupendous! 






I also need to keep my windshield and window clean from bugs because seriously the camera has a problem of focusing on those instead of the awesome works of art which are nature.

I love sunsets!

Monday, July 30, 2012

Silly Literature and Powerful Mantras

Darcy Speaking:

Okay so I was reading another blog and they had a book spotlight of Elixir by Hilary Duff... Yes you heard me correctly Hilary Duff. I was simply curious just because I really liked Hilary Duff growing up so I wanted to know what this was all about. First off it was a good book but... I thought the writing was kind amateurish and it felt rushed and Twilight kept coming to mind. I don't want to give too much away but that sort of sums it up. But!!!!!... It was a good book!! There were no sparkly vampires and it sort of keeps you guessing of what will happen next. So I would recommend it to someone who is looking for a fun quick read... Oh but there is a sequel and then the third book doesn't come out till April 2013. 

The second book once again felt a little rushed and amateurish but it kept me wanting more just because it was an interesting concept that she was working with so I kept reading and am now upset that I have to wait till April to read the next one. I did find a 4 page excerpt online though of the third book that sort of helped me to fill satisfied till I can get my hands on the next book. So yes once you read Elixir I would then read Devoted. They were fun quick reads.  
Good Job Hilary!
So our beds are still not in the apartment so we are not moved in yet. We should get them over there on Wednesday though so maybe we will be sleeping in a new place on Wednesday night. Tonight I went to a FHE activity with my brother (Yes I am the annoying tag along) So since I am the worlds shyest person (trying to get over that by the way) I give myself pep talks in the car on the way to social gatherings. I am not making this up. They go a little something like this:
You are Fun
You are Vivacious
Funny
Smart 
Talented
Sexy
Outgoing
Etc. Etc. Etc. 
No really they do. I really say these things. Because guess what? They are true. I think that everyone needs to have pep talks with themselves like this just to buoy up their spirits and let them know that they are someone and mean something. So even though sometimes I come home from these social gatherings and not a single guy talked to me, I can know that I am still someone and someday some guy who is not afraid of a girl who is 6'0" will see these qualities in me. I am waiting for someone who will appreciate me for me. I won't settle and I won't come away from something trivial feeling defeated. 

Okay so now that I am done on the soapbox I will let you all go and recite your mantras!


Thursday, July 26, 2012

Obsessions, Film and Vacuums

Darcy Speaking:
Okay so lately I have been caught up in watching new t.v. well it is new to me.

Downton Abbey.
I love love love love that show. I started the first episode the other day but Briana never wanted to watch it so I had to wait till I had another opportunity alone. Then I watched a second episode. Finally this past week I sat down and during the third episode my mom joined me and we were hooked. HOOKED. My mom was like "This is like a soap opera!" It really is. It sucks you in and leaves you guessing, and hating people and loving the love! Really. So since the first season was on Netflix I didn't have to worry about buying it or renting it. The second season, now that is another story. I forgot to look at Wal-Mart today to see how much it was. Then I went to Hastings but apparently it is a very popular show! So no luck there. I will be checking back. Why don't I just check the library some of you may be saying. I did. I put myself on the waiting list but I didn't want to wait 80 days to get my hands on the second season! Yes I am hooked and dying to find out what is going to happen! My mom was like just go buy it! Because she is just as antsy! 



So yes I highly suggest this show! Oh except for the very first episode towards the end. I don't approve of watching guys kiss... Really I fast forwarded that sucker so fast but all was well afterwards! So yes go ahead and watch it... just be ready with the remote the first episode towards the end.

Now onto other matters. 
Mirror Mirror
Loved!!! So funny! I really think that the previews didn't do this movie any justice at all. I was laughing the whole way through. Briana and I are going to watch it again after dinner. I thought I didn't like Julia Roberts but these last couple years have changed my mind. I think she is a good actress. The only thing about her that bugs me is the way she walks. It is so manly. But other than that I like her. I am going to give this movie 4 stars! Loved. Oh and it doesn't hurt that Armie Hammer is really really good looking, and tall!

So today Briana and I went over to our apartment to vacuum our room and take a few boxes of clothes and dvd's over. Yes dvd's. I love them that much. The room was filthy! We took my moms rainbow vacuum because it works marvelously. The water after we vacuumed was so disgustingly dirty it was like the girl before us never vacuumed the whole time she lived there. Yuck. So for good measures we vacuumed twice. The room is small but big enough for our beds and we are excited to be moving in. Once we get the beds over there I guess we will be kicking ourselves out of our moms house. Sad Day. Oh and The Lucky One comes out on DVD August 28! And Wimpy Kid, Dog Days comes to theaters August 3! Should be a good month! 
Now off to eat some dinner!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Phillies!

Briana Speaking: I love baseball! I wrote on my old blog about how I became a Phillies phan. I'll post it here well part of it at least.
Sports. I've always liked sports with the exception of football (it's terrible). The only sports team I ever really liked was the Utah Jazz. Basketball was the only sport I really watched. I can tolerate soccer but only for a few minutes. I love volleyball but never really watched it. I never formed an opinion of baseball though. I never watched a game. I got the gist of the game and heard it was boring but never thought anything of it I didn’t even know what teams were out there except for maybe the New York Yankees. Now, although I liked basketball I didn’t pay much attention to it. My brother has been watching the Jazz since he was a wee lad so the games were always on.

2008 World Series: Phillies vs. Rays. My Dad was in Philadelphia and had a chance to go to one of the games. My interest in baseball was peeked but I didn’t look into it. 2009 World Series: Phillies vs. Yankees. I came home to a baseball game on the TV. Darcy says “Briana you missed it. There is this pitcher who is really cute. Hurry it might show him again.” Since I wanted to see this pitcher, who I later knew as Cole Hamels, I was kind of forced to watch the rest of the game. After that I was hooked. It wasn’t until a while into the next season (2010) that I was able to see Cole Hamels. That is how I became a Phillies phan! I didn’t find it boring or slow it was intense and entertaining. Now I have a blast knowing the players and their positions. After falling in love with baseball I started not only watching the basketball games my brother watched but paying attention and remembering the team and learning the names of a couple players from other teams here and there like I've done with baseball. I still know a little more about baseball than basketball but I've started to understand it and really enjoy it. I did enjoy basketball before but now it's invigorating to see the Jazz play. And an awesome part about the Jazz is they are the UTAH Jazz. Therefore it's super realistic for me to hope to go to games and meet players and their announcers.
here is the link to my old blog and you can read more http://barryana.blogspot.com/

The above picture is of Cole Hamels. 
So in high school at lunch I didn't like to walk around the school with friends. I would hurry and eat my food and then go to the library. Once I was in the library I would look at the magazines to see if there was anything in Sports Illustrated about the Phillies. The last one I read said that after this season Cole Hamels would be a free agent. When I told Darcy this she was so upset. I was too but he was the reason Darcy had become a Phillies Phan. So we've been keeping up with that. This morning I woke up and checked my phone, like always, and saw that I had a message. It was from my brother and it said "Hamels got signed for another six years" I jumped up out of bed saying "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
I'm watching the game right now and they're talking to Hamels now and he said when he broke his arm when he was 16 the doctor told him to find a new sport and that he'd probably never throw again. ha ha he showed them! He's now like the best left handed pitcher in the league! He's now talking about his first career home run the other night. I wasn't able to watch that game but when I read that I just started laughing. If you've ever watched him you know why I would get such a chortle out of it. I'm just happy he's staying. I had to say bye to one of the phillies because he became a yankee. I do not tolerate the new york yankees! they are the only team I hate. His name is Raul Ibanez. When Jayson Werth went to the nationals I was pretty sad but I don't mind the nationals. So as long as they weren't playing the Phils I could cheer for him. 
the first picture is Raul Ibanez and the second is Jayson Werth

I was going to post a picture of the entire phillies team this year but I couldn't find a good picture. Just know that I love everyone on the team right now!
Here is the roster! I just wanted to copy the names but this is good too!

#PitchersB/THtWtDOB
43Phillippe Aumont *L-R6'7"260Jan 7, 1989
37Antonio BastardoR-L5'11"195Sep 21, 1985
56Joe BlantonR-R6'3"235Dec 11, 1980
52Jose Contreras Disabled List 60-day DL **R-R6'4"255Dec 6, 1971
79Justin De Fratus *S-R6'4"220Oct 21, 1987
63Jake DiekmanL-L6'4"200Jan 21, 1987
34Roy HalladayR-R6'6"230May 14, 1977
35Cole HamelsL-L6'3"200Dec 27, 1983
57David Herndon Disabled List 15-day DL *R-R6'5"230Sep 4, 1985
47Jeremy HorstL-L6'3"215Oct 1, 1985
38Kyle KendrickR-R6'3"210Aug 26, 1984
33Cliff LeeL-L6'3"205Aug 30, 1978
58Jonathan PapelbonR-R6'4"225Nov 23, 1980
66J.C. Ramirez *R-R6'4"250Aug 16, 1988
53B.J. Rosenberg *R-R6'3"220Sep 17, 1985
55Joe SaveryL-L6'3"235Nov 4, 1985
44Michael SchwimerR-R6'8"240Feb 19, 1986
40Michael Stutes Disabled List 15-day DL *R-R6'1"185Sep 4, 1986
46Raul Valdes Disabled List 15-day DL *L-L5'11"190Nov 27, 1977
49Vance WorleyR-R6'2"230Sep 25, 1987
#CatchersB/THtWtDOB
31Erik KratzR-R6'4"255Jun 15, 1980
51Carlos RuizR-R5'10"205Jan 22, 1979
23Brian Schneider Disabled List 15-day DL *L-R6'1"210Nov 26, 1976
62Sebastian Valle *R-R6'1"205Jul 24, 1990
#InfieldersB/THtWtDOB
18Mike FontenotL-R5'8"165Jun 9, 1980
13Freddy Galvis Restricted **S-R5'10"170Nov 14, 1989
74Cesar Hernandez *S-R5'10"175May 23, 1990
6Ryan HowardL-L6'4"240Nov 19, 1979
29Hector Luna *R-R6'1"190Feb 1, 1980
7Michael Martinez *S-R5'9"175Sep 16, 1982
27Placido PolancoR-R5'10"190Oct 10, 1975
11Jimmy RollinsS-R5'8"180Nov 27, 1978
26Chase UtleyL-R6'1"200Dec 17, 1978
24Ty WiggintonR-R6'0"230Oct 11, 1977
#OutfieldersB/THtWtDOB
9Domonic Brown *L-L6'5"205Sep 3, 1987
64Tyson Gillies *L-R6'2"205Oct 31, 1988
15John MayberryR-R6'6"225Dec 21, 1983
19Laynce NixL-L6'1"220Oct 30, 1980
3Hunter PenceR-R6'4"220Apr 13, 1983
10Juan PierreL-L5'11"175Aug 14, 1977
8Shane VictorinoS-R5'9"190Nov 30, 1980


Something I love about baseball is that the players don't have to be a certain height or weight as long as they are good.